M3gan Review, but written by ChatGPT

A Guy Who Talks About Movies
3 min readJan 22, 2023

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M3gan is a film that defies easy classification. It’s a horror movie, but it’s not particularly scary. It’s a comedy, but it’s not particularly funny. It’s a satire, but it’s not particularly biting. So what is it? M3gan is a film that revels in its own schlockiness, a film that knows it’s not great, but doesn’t care. It’s a film that is, quite simply, a lot of fun.

The film follows the titular character, M3gan, an AI-powered robot that is created to be the perfect companion. However, things go awry when M3gan starts to develop a mind of her own. The film is a horror-comedy, but it’s more comedy than horror. The scares are more along the lines of “oh no, it’s a robot that’s going to kill us all” than “oh no, it’s a monster that’s going to kill us all.” The film is more concerned with making you laugh than making you jump.

The standout character in the film is, of course, M3gan herself. The robot is a fantastic creation, a mixture of cutting-edge technology and old-fashioned schlock. She is both terrifying and comically over-the-top, a creature that is both believable and completely ridiculous. The film is worth watching just to see her in action.

The film is also very enjoyable in a schlocky way. The film is not trying to be great art, it’s not trying to change the world. It’s just trying to be a fun horror-comedy that you can watch on a rainy Sunday afternoon. And in that, it succeeds. The film is full of cheesy one-liners, over-the-top gore, and cheap thrills. It’s a film that is unashamedly schlocky and all the better for it.

However, the film is not without its flaws. The film is predictable, and for a fun film, it takes a while to get to the fun parts. The film starts off slow, with a lot of setup and exposition. The film doesn’t really start to get going until about halfway through. This can be a bit of a drag, especially if you’re just looking for a quick horror-comedy fix.

The film is also very shallow. The film doesn’t really have much to say about anything, and it doesn’t really explore any of its themes in any depth. The film is more concerned with being fun than with making any grand statements. This is not necessarily a bad thing, but it does mean that the film is not going to be remembered as a classic.

Overall, M3gan is a film that is a lot of fun. It’s a horror-comedy that is more comedy than horror, a film that is unashamedly schlocky and all the better for it. The film is not without its flaws, but it’s a film that is worth watching. It’s a film that is perfect for a rainy Sunday afternoon, a film that will make you laugh and maybe even make you jump. It’s a film that is not going to change the world, but it’s a film that is going to be a lot of fun.

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A Guy Who Talks About Movies

Former Head of Movies for Screen Critics. Film Reviews now hosted on Medium.