5 days agoThe Fabelmans ReviewLet’s talk about The Fabelmans. If you’re a film buff and someone tells you that Steven Spielberg is the best director of all time, you probably do one of those superior snorts. How dare they not mention someone like David Lynch or Akira Kurosawa? But let’s be honest, it’s…The Fabelmans4 min readThe Fabelmans4 min read
Jan 22M3gan ReviewLet’s talk about M3gan. Technology and horror have always been great bedfellows. Because while we are scared of what goes bump in the night, we are truly terrified of what our computers could end up doing. Have any of you tried that ChatGPT yet? It’s an AI interface that…M 3 Gan5 min readM 3 Gan5 min read
Jan 22M3gan Review, but written by ChatGPTM3gan is a film that defies easy classification. It’s a horror movie, but it’s not particularly scary. It’s a comedy, but it’s not particularly funny. It’s a satire, but it’s not particularly biting. So what is it? M3gan is a film that revels in its own schlockiness, a film that…M 3 Gan3 min readM 3 Gan3 min read
Jan 16Film Round-Up: Smile, Enola Holmes 2 and My PolicemanI’m writing some of this in 2022. Smile Rose becomes victim of a curse after seeing a suicide and must investigate it before it eventually forces her to commit suicide as well. Every year, we seem to get at least one new classic horror movie. This is 2022’s classic horror…Film Reviews3 min readFilm Reviews3 min read
Jan 4Till ReviewLet’s talk about Till. Welcome to 2023! Racism still exists. And that is obviously a very terrible thing but it shouldn’t take a film critic who has many readers as you have fingers to tell you that. The film industry has always tried to show depictions of racism as…Till5 min readTill5 min read
Jan 3The Top 10 Films of 2022Right, so we’ve been through the worst. But as much as it’s fun to rant about terrible movies, the reason we keep going to the cinema are the great movies. So let’s not wait too long and discuss the best films of the year. 10. Smile You haven’t seen me…Film11 min readFilm11 min read
Jan 1The Top 10 Worst Films of 20222022 was an average year for films. It was dominated by big movies flopping as it lurched from the end of the pandemic to a cost of living crisis. But the films released were for the most part, pretty average. There weren’t as many stinkers as you usually get, so…Film9 min readFilm9 min read
Dec 28, 2022Film Round-Up: Hellraiser, Bros and The Good NurseSome movie stuff. Hellraiser Riley suffers from addiction and ends up finding a mysterious puzzle box which makes her dreams and nightmares come true. Hellraiser has always been a weird horror franchise as while Pinhead became an own icon in its own right, the ideas of the film were so…Film Reviews3 min readFilm Reviews3 min read
Dec 26, 2022Roald Dahl’s Matilda: The Musical ReviewLet’s talk about the Matilda Musical. Because I can’t be bothered repeating that mouth marble of a title. We sure know how to make the most of one story don’t we? Matilda was originally a book that was written by Roald Dahl. Then, it was adapted into a movie…Matilda5 min readMatilda5 min read
Dec 18, 2022Avatar: The Way of Water ReviewLet’s talk about Avatar: The Way of Water. 13 years. That’s how long ago the first Avatar film was released. Back then, Barack Obama was a year into his first term as President, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 was the video game everyone was playing, Russia was shutting…Film Reviews5 min readFilm Reviews5 min read
