1 day agoThe Little Mermaid ReviewLet’s talk about The Little Mermaid. There isn’t a bigger disconnect between the general public and the online movie chatty people, I cannot think of a better term, than the subject of Disney remakes, especially the ones which are almost shot for shot like Beauty and the Beast and…The Little Mermaid5 min readThe Little Mermaid5 min read
May 20Fast X ReviewLet’s talk about Fast X. I’m probably not the right person to review this movie. I think the Fast and Furious franchise is rubbish. I don’t even like the ones people actually like. So when you get to the last few films that people don’t really like, you can…Fast X6 min readFast X6 min read
May 9Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 ReviewLet’s talk about Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3. James Gunn has had an absolutely bizarre career. His break into film making was with Troma Entertainment, a production studio which specialises dirt cheap exploitation movies. They are horrible, gory movies which feel like they were designed to be watched…Guardians Of The Galaxy4 min readGuardians Of The Galaxy4 min read
Apr 18Film Round-Up: I Wanna Dance With Somebody, Alice Darling and BabylonLet’s do some more film reviews that you can read on the toilet. I Wanna Dance With Somebody The life and times of Whitney Houston as she becomes the biggest singer in the world. She deserves better. Whitney Houston is truly one of the best vocalists of all time and…Film Reviews4 min readFilm Reviews4 min read
Apr 11The Super Mario Bros. Movie ReviewLet’s talk about The Super Mario Bros. Movie. What is the definitive video game? By that I mean, what’s the video game you think of when the phrase video game comes up? Do you think of the falling blocks of Tetris? Is the demon killing of Doom? Or are…Super Mario Bros5 min readSuper Mario Bros5 min read
Apr 4Film Round-Up: The Son, Strange World and PlaneLet’s talk about some movies then. The Son Hugh Jackman takes in his son when it becomes apparent he is struggling with poor mental health. Ah, it seems like Hugh Jackman is in the ‘I want an Oscar’ part of his career. He’s paired with the director that got…Film Reviews3 min readFilm Reviews3 min read
Apr 2Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves ReviewLet’s talk about Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. For those of you who think dice with more than six sides are the work of the devil and should be avoided at all costs, you should know for your own sanity that Dungeons and Dragons has had a massive…Dungeons And Dragons6 min readDungeons And Dragons6 min read
Mar 26John Wick: Chapter Four ReviewLet’s talk about John Wick: Chapter Four. Does anyone remember the release of the original John Wick back in 2014? It had no hype whatsoever. Keanu Reeves was a has been, famous for The Matrix but following the crap sequels he had been, dumped by Hollywood. And then with…John Wick Chapter 45 min readJohn Wick Chapter 45 min read
Mar 13Film Round-Up: Amsterdam, Knock at the Cabin and Women TalkingLet’s talk about some movies. Amsterdam Christian Bale and Chris Rock get pulled into a massive conspiracy when trying to investigate the death of their friend. Sigh. Years ago, this probably would have been a massive hit. It has a massive cast, it’s a showy period piece and it’s designed…Film Reviews4 min readFilm Reviews4 min read
Mar 6Creed III ReviewLet’s talk about Creed III. It feels like Creed III has landed at the worst possible time for itself. Not because the last big boxing match was between a champion’s younger brother and a YouTuber, because of Twitter discourse. Recently, social media has decided to rain hatred onto nepo…Creed6 min readCreed6 min read
